Sunday, August 20, 2006

Number Eight

The Singapore Kiss.  Can a woman be too good in bed?

Every legend has its’ basis in fact regardless of where it began, even if those beginnings were in the brothels of the Far East.  And so it is with the Singapore Kiss.  Women using this technique have been able to make a “matchstick feel like a Havana cigar”.  It’s also reputed to have been the reason King Edward VIII gave up the throne of England to marry Mrs. Wallis Simpson, as well as the reason King Henry II of France took a mistress 20 years older than himself.  So what are these women’s secret? 

Sealed with a Singapore Kiss by Emma Gold, British GQ - December 2005

Women who flex their muscles in the bedroom have held their men in thrall since the advent of carnal activity.  My friend was giving up everything and moving to new Zealand for the love a woman.  I didn’t say a good woman since she possesses neither good looks, charm nor much by way of personality.  How could a man be persuaded to give up the three most important Fs in his life - friends, family, and football - for another type of F on the other side of the world?  Why, oh why?  I bemoan to his closet friend, searching for a convincing explanation for his disappearance.  Ever hear of the Singapore Kiss?‚ he asks.  The Singapore Kiss didn’t sound familiar, but the Shanghai Kiss did.  Hadn’t King Edward VIII abdicated the throne and given up his country, inheritance, and all family ties for an American divorcee who’d reputedly learnt this technique from the brothels of Shanghai?  The ability of Wallis Simpson to make a matchstick feel like a Havana cigar‚ is said to be one of the reasons we lost a king in 1936.  Whether from Singapore or Shanghai, this kiss is a powerful tool that women would be wise to learn.  A high-flying presenter apparently already has: Popbitch recently reported that this lady’s vaginal muscles were so toned that her boyfriend felt as if he were the recipient of a vigorous handjob.  The Singapore Kiss, also known as the Shanghai Kiss / Squeeze / Grip, has been described throughout history.  According to The Story of V‚ by Catherine Blackledge, the vaginal talents of the mistress of King Henry II of France accounts for the fact that she was 20 years his senior.  And a famous Shanghai prostitute was said to have been able to move a man’s penis in and out of her by simply contracting and relaxing her muscles.  The strength of a woman’s pubococcygeus or PC muscles is, however, generally overlooked in sexual discussion with the emphasis being on the size of a man’s penis.  The latter has long been a subject of discussion among women and consequently, for some at least, a topic of torment for men.  More than a quarter of men, according to one survey, have tried to increase the size of their penis, and nearly a quarter of women say they would finish a relationship over their partner’s size.  The reason size is simple: friction is crucial.  If it doesn’t hit the sides, you’re both in trouble.  But as both the plunger and the container are responsible for the level of friction, it seems unfair that the plunger alone is blamed.  I‚ have yet to discover a survey asking men whether they would dump a woman whose vagina was too cavernous or whose PC muscles too puny.  Men appreciate a tight hole and it perhaps partly for this reason that anal sex is regarded as the Holy Grail.  You feel big, you feel held, you feel - full stop.  A female friend who often complained her vagina was like a cave, was frequently cheated on by boyfriends, who may have been looking for an alternative to the sexual equivalent of throwing a sausage down the Channel Tunnel.  The effects of strong vaginal muscles are, however, rarely seen outside the sex industry and therefore regarded as little more than cunning stunts: smoking cigarettes, firing Ping Pong balls and picking up chopsticks being examples.  The importance of possessing strong PC muscles is recognised in other cultures.  In Eastern teachings, pompoir is the name given to the technique of embracing and locking the penis in prolonged erection by means of the vaginal musculature alone.  In a 16th-century Indian sex manual, the kabbazah, an Arabic word meaning to “clasp” is described: She must close and constrict the vagina until it holds the penis...acting as the hand of the Gopala girl who milks the cow.  Her husband will then value her above all women, nor would he exchange her for the most beautiful queen in the Three Worlds.  Now that you understand the importance of your pleasure to a woman’s control over her PC muscles, how do you persuade her to act as the hand of the Gopala girl?  And how does she learn the ropes?  The first is easy: a woman with strong PC muscles is far more likely to experience more and frequent and intense orgasms.  That, you will explain, is her motivation.  So too, will be her ability to turn you into putty, since it is notably harder to persuade a man to do as you wish beyond the first flush of romance.  If that doesn’t work, advise her that by exercising her PC muscles today, she will greatly reduce the possibility of weeing when sneezing and other unpleasant consequences of incontinence in later years.  Should she refuse, reconsider your options.  There is, I am certain, a correlation between the size of a woman’s feet and her vagina.  If she has small feet, you can afford to drop the matter, at least until she has children.  If she is well-endowed in the foot department and you’re under-endowed in the trouser department, you may be forced to find other interests as a couple.  How she goes about mastering the Singapore Kiss is another matter.  A daily work-out of her PC muscles is the answer.  These are easy to locate; they are the ones she would use to stop herself urinating mid-flow.  There seems to be three main options for exercising this muscle, starting with the most pleasurable for you: she can grip your penis when it is inside her by clenching these muscles, holding them for a count of five and repeating ten times.  She can alternate this by squeezing her PC muscles ten times quickly, three times.  As this may be so enjoyable for you that she doesn’t gain as much time to practice alone, either by gripping her finger when in private or by smiling sweetly and clenching in public.  The third option may be the most effective since working against resistance as well as the ability to measure the “squeeze"‚ enables you to exercise more effectively.  There are various PC toning devices on the market which do this.  The best is the Vielle Pelvic Floor Toning System by CST Medical as it provides immediate assurance that you are working the right muscles.  It comes with weights for a 12-week exercise system.  The results can be astounding.  A friend can now pick up an eight-pound weight with her muscles.  Earlier this year, meanwhile, I felt it apposite to put all my hard work into practice and perform the Singapore Kiss.  Far from prolonging my boyfriend’s erection, it made him quite forget himself and tipped him over into climax within seconds.  This left me wondering whether there is such a thing as being too good in bed.

Also recommended for the very curious mind seeking knowledge on this:
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“The Story of V: Opening Pandora’s Box” by Catherine Blackledge
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“Eve’s Secrets: A Revolutionary Perspective on Human Sexuality” by Josephine Lowndes Sevely
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Sincerely.
Eve and JW3 and Mélisande
Dirty Girl Things ©
Unrepentant.  Unpretentious.  Unconventional. ©

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Number Seven

Have you ever fell in love with something the first time you saw it?  Everyday objects take on a sensuous, yet surreal effect.  Something that catches your eye.

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You can find more at Joy Glenn Photography.
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Sincerely.
Eve and JW3 and Mélisande
Dirty Girl Things ©
Unrepentant.  Unpretentious.  Unconventional. ©

Friday, August 11, 2006

Number Six

T-W-I-S-T-E-R!  Guaranteed to set you in a spin.

Mi-Su is launching its most daring, yet elegant creation to date, the ‘Touch Sensitive’ TWISTER vibrator.  With its beautiful swirling ripple-texture and discreet vibrations, this ultramodern creation encourages the most intense internal stimulation.  The vibrator has no awkward controls. Simply push on the metallic cap and the vibrator comes alive.  You can also use this product in ‘pulse’ mode, whereby vibrations are activated by the simple thrusting in and out of unit – giving you pleasure on demand. 

Mi-Su presents the Limited Edition Twister. 

Mi-Su has a preview of their full length DVD promotional video for you here Touch Mi.

Mi-Su is offering this Limited Edition Twister for GBP £39.99 + £5.00 post and packing (ships worldwide) through August 31, 2006.  After that, the Twister’s retail price will be GBP £54.99.  To order yours, send a note to info@mi-su.com. 

The Twister will be available in stores in Europe and the United States in early September.  It also comes in colors Black and White along with a very stylish storage case.

Members can find more details in The Shoppes forum. 

Sincerely.
Eve and JW3 and Mélisande
Dirty Girl Things ©
Unrepentant.  Unpretentious.  Unconventional. ©